Give Me Food And Tell Me I'm Pretty

Jul 28

teslaarmor:

Me: Joins tumblr for fun

Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

Jul 28

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

Jul 28

the-chandelier-swing:

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Jul 28

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

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Jul 28

sukish:

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Jul 28

inbalanced:

me:

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you:

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Jul 28

oscarewilde:

bella is proud of her little rose and ivy garden

Jul 28

fishingboatproceeds:

This is one of my favorite moments in the movie: Gus makes a joke about Isaac’s disability and then Isaac is like, “Not only am I going to call you out and refuse to accept you making me the butt of your joke; I’m also going to do it in a way that shows you that I am funnier than you are.” And Gus is momentarily defensive and then like, “Okay. Yeah. Fair enough.”

Nat improvised that line, by the way. Such a great actor. He’s going to be so amazing as Q in Paper Towns.

Jul 28

fearlesskesha:

'I used to dress a lot in black and now I've let color into my life, its very metaphorical'

Jul 28

nudityandnerdery:

Pete’s a useless excuse for a dad, but between “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m Australian,” assuming they were trying to talk him into a threesome, and punching Larry in the face, that scene won him a few points in my book.